February 2012
tyrawanks:
asian pregnancy test:
1. write an equation down and then insert into vagina
2. if the equation has been solved you are pregnant
wvnderbar:
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
shavingryansprivates:
put a symbol in my ask lol<3
♥- u could get it ♦- u could get it ♣- u could get it ♠- u could get it ♪- u could get it ♫- u could get it !- u could get it @- u could get it #- u could get it $- u could get it %- u could get it &- u could get it
Anonymous asked: Are you still with your boyfriend?
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Math teacher: Would you like to tell us what the Pythagorean theorem is?
Me: It's in my fucking FAQ you fag go read it
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeSelfish
